Les: I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. Stan and Kyle: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation. Les: 'Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind. Cartman: Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor. Les: Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind. Kenny: Hmm mph rmph rm hmm mph rmph rm hmm mph rmph rm. Les: So, come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.
	Na abertura, como em todos os episódios, não da para entender o que o kenny fala, segundo Mike Kalec, ele diz "gosto de meninas com tetas gordas e grandes, eu gosto de meninas com grandes vaginas".